Friday, March 25, 2011

Something really stupid

Gaming Forum Poster
Requirements: See Below
Prime Requisite: CON
Hit Dice: 1d12
Maximum Level: None
XP Chart: Fighter
Saves: Cleric

The Gaming Forum Poster (GFP) is a specialized type of internet user with an affinity for roleplaying game message boards. They are impulsive, abrasive and possess low intelligence (INT and WIS no higher than 8), but can absorb exceptional amounts of punishment (CON 15 of greater). The GFP is relentless and impossible to reason with. They pursue their goals regardless of factual or logical inability to achieve them, prefering to pummel their opponents into submission rather than admit defeat. They can wear any armor but can only use two-handed clubs.

Unconquerable: A GFP who is reduced to 0 hit points can roll a Save vs. Death at +8. Success means their hit points are full restored and all ailments cured. Failure results in a coma lasting 1d30 days, after which they will awake fully healed.

Fallacious Attack: When attacking, GFPs ignore the effects of armor and high dexterity. All rolls are made as if the target had an AC of 9.

Reaching 9th Level: GFPs who reach 9th level are called "Moderators" and cannot be killed by any means. They automatically hit their targets in combat, inflicting 1-1000 points of damage (their choice).

Forum Troll
No. Enc.: 1d8 (1d8)
Alignment: Chaotic Humorous
Movement: 120' (40')
Armor Class: -10
Hit Dice: 1
Attacks: 1
Damage: 1d10
Save: C20
Morale: 12
Hoard Class: Nil
XP: Nil

The natural enemy of the Gaming Forum Poster, Forum Trolls are immune to their attacks. Any hit by a Forum Troll upon a GFP results in the GFP contacting a Moderator who may banish the troll for up to one year. The troll may return before this time, but will have a different appearance and personality. Some Forum Trolls become GFPs themselves, moving to new lands after banishment.

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