Because you can just read this sort of crap. Or, instead of wasting ten minutes of your life, you could play a game.
Fuck, I don't want to harp on this shit, as it might actually be the ramblings of someone with a serious medical condition, but are you telling me I need to do all that stuff to play a kid's game? Seriously? It's not a fucking medieval simulation, sir, 'tis merely a pleasant diversion meant for enjoyment.
I've been a lot happier avoiding blogs and messageboards and whatever else the past month and I think I'm going to stay away from now on.